The six-sided weather pattern currently sitting atop the planet’s north pole, which contains a gigantic hurricane - has been raging since 1981.
-Unable to read USBs that are not plugged in. I wonder why.
-Battery sadness. Plugged in, not charging. WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. (and i have searched the internet-y abyss searching for answers and troubleshooting)
-The other day I was running 2 programs and the music that is supposed to play when it first starts up, just decided to play randomly.
-Random program crashes whenever the fuck it feels like.
-Pieces literally coming off of the computer. Plastic bits just hating life.
-Mouse refusal to work.
-There was something in the fan for a while, but I think I shook it free.
Also, I completely know that I am the reason I can’t have nice things. That doesn’t change the fact that I need a new computer. It just means that, yes, I will get the longest warranty possible.