19 9 / 2014
My coworker’s husband just got the iPhone6 and is giving his 5s to their 11 year old. This means that an 11 year old will have a better phone than me.
She keeps talking about how they might sell the kid’s iTouch and how much money do I think they will get for it? I don’t give a fuck. If you are going to worry about how much money you could get for an older model of something, then maybe you shouldn’t spend an obscene amount of money for a phone the day it comes out.
Why the fuck does this kid need a phone? Who will he call? Santa? That fucker never picks up.
18 9 / 2014
Apparently my mom is refusing to have her 60th birthday party while her whole family is going to be in North Carolina anyway for my cousin’s college graduation. “Maybe we should do it the week after.” Are you KIDDING me?!